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text me

it means either to send you a message online or thought the cellphone.
"text me tonite!"
by XBD May 15, 2004
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text-ship

A blossoming relationship over text messages. Not yet a full blown relationship but heading in that direction.
Amy and John have a text-ship right now, so Amy wont leave her phone more than a foot away from her incase John finally works up the nerve to set up a date.
by Fickleloves June 7, 2009
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Text Block

This happens when the girl you like is with another guy. So, in order to make sure that guy does not get with the girl you like, you constantly text message the girl. If you get a reply, you have just successfully text blocked another guy.
In the following situation, Guy2 has successfully text blocked Guy:

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok...sure, but hold on I just got a text from Guy2. *She replies: I can't, I am with another guy.*
Guy2: *Text message 2: Is he chill?*
Girl: *Text message 2: Nope, i dont really like him too much, lets hang out later.*

However, in the following situation, Guy2 has failed to text block Guy.

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok, let go. *Gets a text message and pays no attention to it.*
by Your Move Chief May 12, 2009
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text end

1. when youve been talking to someone for a while and you run out of things to say, so your conversation ends awkwardly.
2. when someone says something so un-answerable that the conversation cant go on any longer.

both should should be avoided if possible.
1. *after 5 hours*

person 1: thats gay

person 2: i know

person 1: yeah

(text end)
2. person 1: guess what?

person 2: what?

person 1: i had dirty sex with a prostitute last night, and now i have aids.
by .adgjmptw May 27, 2009
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text message breakup

1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.

2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.

3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing

Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.

Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
by mdraven22 November 6, 2009
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text talk

A language that has evolved through ubiquitous texting and social networking sites. Words are typically truncated, and correct capitalization is non-existent. Similar to l33t speak.
joeblo192 :"R U THERE LMAO?"
smartass889: "Stop sending text talk, dumbass."
by Agent Arsenic January 11, 2009
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Text Fucking

A person who text messages someone non stop for a period of time to the point it becomes annoying to others around them because there phone rings with a new text message every 30 seconds.
Johns phone keeps on ringing with a new text message every so often, so Ryan asks him who he is Text Fucking.
by xMONOx November 18, 2006
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