Talking lamp

(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.

2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.

1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.

2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.

by Izhmo Goetz March 17, 2004

Talking Taco

When a girl puts Pop Rocks into her Vajayjay hole before getting eaten out.

Bro 1: Im nervous about going down on my girl.
Bro 2: Its chill, just make sure you have her do the Talking Taco. Its like Halloween but better.

by Blue Eyed Impaler August 6, 2011

walking talking sperm bank

A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.

She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank

by KingofSpain357 May 13, 2005

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

by Interactive November 6, 2009

back talking

To be rude to your elders or disrespectful when ask to do something

Father: Clean up your room
Son: But I don't want to I just cleaned it
Father: Boy don't be back talking me get it done

by cflem September 10, 2015

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.

Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

by MattSav September 23, 2008

talking points

The one phrase or idea that candidates repeat over and over again in debates and commercials until it people believe it. Especially applicable to the 2004 election and an indication of the downfall of the media.

Crossfire Dweeb: We do honest debate on this show
Jon Stewart: No, you don't. All you do is scream the talking points at each other.

by Alisa November 1, 2004