Grain Finger

A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.

Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015

Finger hats

The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening

Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus

Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"

by EmzieWemzie January 11, 2021

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

grinch fingers

marijuana, pot, grass, WEED.

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."

by Pete Leg October 03, 2007

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! June 23, 2005

4 Fingers

If you hold up 4 fingers it means you pull absolutely no bitches on you dick and you have L rizz.

"Little Timmy holds up 4 fingers because he get no bitches on his dick

by Chillibean69 August 29, 2022