Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.

Storming of the US Capitol.

Storming of the US Capitol by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021

The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.

Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"

The Ultimate Blowjob by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

Slatering the upper deck 

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

Slatering the upper deck by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

A.K.A. Milliways. A fantastic eatery that turns the End of Time into dinner entertainment.

"...and the Universe," continued the waiter, determined not to be deflected on his home stretch, "will explode later for your pleasure."
Ford's head swiveled slowly toward him. He spoke with feeling.
"Wow," he said, "what kind of drinks do you serve in this place?"

-- from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

The Ultimate Comment 

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.

Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.

The Ultimate Comment by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007

The Urbs 

affectionate abbreviation for our beloved Urban Dictionary.

Mr A: are you on The Urbs right now?
Dr B: damn right!

The Urbs by DrJonas March 15, 2007

The Urban Dictator 

The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!

The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!

The Urban Dictator by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017