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E'Tards

London based football team who have unbelievable tekkers. A team comparable to E'tards will have a large squad and the manager will rotate the team around a core group of players. An E'tarded football team will also call upon reserve players more accustomed to other sports e.g. rugby. It has been reported that the current squad (2010/2011 season) have a combined value of approximately £100. Often play in a 4-4-2 diamond formation. The team have a large fan base who follow the team religiously whether at home or on the road and turnout to see derby games has often led to pitch invasions and fans even getting down onto the touch line to catch mere glimpses of the skill the players possess. Commonly known as the Tards.
Football player 1 "We are playing the E'tards this week."

Football player 2 "Well then, I'm not turning up, that game is as good as lost."

Football manager of a team that has E'tarded traits "Right we are missing some players this week, we'll have to draft in some player from the local rugby club"

Football supporter (While at an E'tard game) "Wow see those tekkers"
E'tard supporter "Yeh, they are quite good. They have scored with chips from the D, backheels and even from the halfway line. They even volleyed it into their own net once just for fun. Big up the Tards"
Football supporter "Wow, they sound good, wouldn't want to play the."
by Footy fan 5201184 March 21, 2011
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Tedster

Someone you've met 12 days ago but feel like you've always known. A caring and practical man yet sexy as hell!
Went to the lake with Tedster on Sunday and felt so comfortable .. almost as if we've been there before!
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pancake terd

a soft stool that takes the shape of a space shuttle when it hits the bottom of the toilet.
i woke up this morning to see a pancake terd staring at me from the toilet.
by jLOUD August 4, 2006
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Anus Terd

- A Peice of shit that has come out of your ass...

- mikeh spikeh
Will - " mikeh spikey.. your an anus terd "
by Will July 23, 2004
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terdify, turdify

To become stupid, a symptom of being too smart, reading l33t constantly, or sitting in one spot for extended periods of time. A dirivative of tard or turd.
Dude, I'm so turdified.
Momentary terdificatation.
by Tomsoma March 22, 2003
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tedshot

Tedshot (n)- To shoot someone in the head, especially when they werent expecting it, and/or from behind, Ted-Bundy style. A counterstrike term that originated in westside Highland Lakes.
Person one runs into tunnel
Person two is waiting and when person 1 walks by person 2 shoots person 1 in the back of the head TEDSHOT!
by Sklar June 19, 2006
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terdcle

a terd that makes a circle all the way around the toilet.
It's really long and could be painful and could cause severe hemroids.
Damn Candace made a terdcle in the toilet and blamed it on courtnee
by LIL RED April 30, 2006
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