fuck start

1. (v) a play on the method used to start certain smaller combustion engines like a lawnmower (pull-start), a fuck start is starting your day by waking up and fucking away the tiredness.

Similar: wake up sex

2. (v) to achieve an erection through attempted intercourse with a flaccid dick.

Similar: hot dogging with no erection (yet), an ambiguation of the term pull start and the phrase suck start

Both variations of fuck start are considered a start from scratch

1. I feel pretty alert awake this morning after that fuck start I got from my girl.

2. To get me goin', my girl gave me a fuck start and THEN we were in business.

by D. Ward May 5, 2010

starter cap

what Eminem wrote his autograph on before he gave to mgk's daughter

*here is that autograph for your daughter, i wrote it on a starter cap

by jovia8apple June 17, 2019

head start

when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends

Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?

Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.

Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.

Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.

Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.

Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?

Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.

by missamber22 May 4, 2009

Start-Stop

Start-Stop is a technique in which a man learns to control ejaculation by repeatedly ceasing prior to orgasm.

Your Girlfriend: I hope you know how to start-stop.

You: Ya, I do! I learned on my friends sister.

by CoolSheps April 8, 2010

starter spouse

The first person to whom you wed. Obviously not the last.

In California, the starter spouse and I, often went skiing.

by purdysmom December 23, 2010

starter friends

People that you use as temporary friends while adjusting to a new environment (i.e. first semester of college, new place to live) with the intention of ditching them to find more long-term friends.

Once I got into a fraternity second semester, I totally ditched my starter friends.

by thebiglib September 8, 2011

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011