Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.

Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!

by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

Indiana Two Step

When a male engages anal intercourse with a female and then ejaculates into the anus without telling her. The male then karate chops the female in the back of the neck and takes two steps to the left, causing her to shit uncontrollably.

"I tried to do the Indiana Two Step on your dad the other night but it didn't work."
"Yeah that's because you have to be fucking a girl."

by Skylar Guzman November 9, 2009

Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!

I'll Schiller Park Stegosaurus that bitch with a bag of Cool Ranch!!!

by [e-mail] January 6, 2008

stepcar

A vehicle owned by your spouse before you were married.

I'm not sure I'd have bought this car by choice, but it's a stepcar.

Yes, it's a stepcar, but I love it every bit as much as if I'd bought it myself.

by TedIII June 8, 2011

Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012

step-saver

What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.

"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"

by doubleB June 24, 2013

step dad issues

when you hate something as much as you would hate your step dad

"I have step dad issues with the media"

by gigglypuffash August 8, 2015