Snatch Monkey

An extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.

Wow I cannot believe that stupid snatch monkey ratted me out.

by Logan, Alexa, Casey September 28, 2008

bag snatch

the act of sneaking up behind a car at a drive thru and as the person hands the food to the person in the car the person behind the car runs up and grabs the bag while gleefully running away with free food

omg i was at jack in the box today and some guy stole my food

thats called a bag snatch and that might of been gordon he does those alot

by STEEL GONDOR February 3, 2010

Statchel

Back side of scrotum/bingus area.

Mind the Statchel.

by Andy Dick Oldschool May 3, 2010

snatchbite

when a females bottoms are so tight that you can see the outline of her vagina, sometimes hot/sometimes should be illegal; pussy wedgie.

that girl has a huge snatchbite in that bathing suit

by pettycash August 11, 2006

satchum

Northeastern USA slang for "male ejaculate".

The President sprayed hot satchum on her dress.

by bluebirdmemory August 27, 2006

snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males. A Thug or a Vandal, whose other objectives include vagina.

Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.

by digitaldebris December 13, 2008

Snatch Tackle

To interfere with a woman's ability to sexually pursue a man.

The female version of cock blocking

While Jane chatted up a cutie at the bar, her friend Mary snatch tackled her by demanding that she be driven home before she vomited on the very large security guard.

by Call me Rin December 21, 2008