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Starbuck 

1. (Noun, Slang). A five-dollar bill used to purchase coffee or other needless items with inflated prices.

2. (Noun, Slang). A service rendered for the amount of $5, any service that you may attribute the value of only five dollars. A medial, mundane, or demeaning task.

3. (Noun, singular). An over-priced drink at a coffee-mill made by foreign child-laborers.

4. (Verb, Slang). A term used to express a punch from an open-hand attack. As the palm makes contact, the fingers stab the surrounding area of the target, making extra asskickin power.

5. (Noun, plural). The designated amount of American Currency used to purchase exactly 1 (one) cup of tasty coffee from the largest coffee chain in the Universe. One Green, Aberham Lincoln, $5 bill. The equivalent of one tank of gas for your car at it's peak time.
1. "Hey, check out this awesome rap CD I bought in the alley from a crack-dealer for just a Starbuck!"

2. Samantha - "Hey, can you pick up my jacket from the cleaners?"
Mike - "Sure, I'll do it for a Starbuck..."
Samanatha - "No way, dude... I'm never washin your whites again!"

3. "Oops! I gotta go, I'm late for work and I still gotta grab a Starbuck before I get back to my stupid job!"

4. "You keep runnin your mouth, and Ima starbuck you in the chin, muthafucka!

5. Jim - "Hey, do you have 5 bucks I can borrow for gas so I can get to work?"
Sally - "Sorry... This is my last $5 bucks and I haven't had my coffee..."
Jim - "What?!"
Sally - "I can't... IT'S my LAST StarBUCK!"
Starbuck by therealkenkny January 16, 2011
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starbucksing 

To crave Starbucks. To fiend for Starbucks. The feeling of really wanting to drink something from Starbucks.
I'm SOOO Starbucksing!
see bidet water

a liquid so nasty that it is best left to wash out your ass after a shit
after my two logger, i washed my ass with somne starbucks
starbucks by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
to quote Lewis Black, "the end of the universe as we know it".
I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.

<condensed version of "Starbucks" off the cd "The End of the Universe">
Starbucks by schneiderbird August 13, 2008
A coffee store that is located on every block.
Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!
starbucks by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Starcucks 

Basic milfs who go to Starbucks everyday.
Person: Have you seen Whitney and Brendanna? They're such starcucks.
Starcucks by Ellen Degeneret January 21, 2017
The reason that Starbucks coffee's new logo doesn't have the ring around the woman icon. The ring had the name 'STARBUCKS COFFEE' on it. Not anymore.
During the past few decades, starting with the 1999 'Battle of Seattle' and thru the 'Occupy' movement and anti-G8 demonstrations and riots, it's the Starbucks cafes that often get trashed and vandalized. Violent anarchists often have defaced Starbucks logo signs by painting an 'F' over the 'B' in the company's name. So 'STARBUCKS' signs got vandalized to read as 'STARFUCKS'.

If these people want to rebel against predator companies they should go after Walmarts instead. Walmart destroys nearby competion by driving them away, they're anti-union and chump change, and they have that stupid-fuck loyalty slave cheer. Fuck Walmart.

Starbucks at least has a union and they are a coffee shop, even if their cups of joe are steeper and yups love them. Walmart fucks everybody over. Then again, when things get strained, violent anarchists are gonna do what they gonna. Their motto is 'FUCK SHIT UP'.

Either way, Starbucks removed that 'name circle' from their logo because anarchist rioters kept fucking up their name into 'STARFUCKS'. Ha ha.
STARFUCKS by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2021