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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 8, 2018
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Stage Crasher

Coined by: René Guemps, CEO and Founder of Negre Maron Records

Definition: A stage crasher, or “fan on stage,” also known in Haitian Creole as “Lepandyè,” is a fan who, driven by their enthusiasm and love for the music, impulsively joins the musicians on stage during a live performance. This term was created to capture the spirit of music lovers who blur the lines between audience and performer, albeit in a manner that is typically discouraged by event organizers.
“Did you see that stage crasher at the concert last night? He was a total LEPANDYè, dancing right next to the band!
by Negre Marron Records April 13, 2024
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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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Staged

People are already saying that the conflict between Elon and Trump is staged. The only way to know for certain that they aren't doing it to get away with steal the AI is to both credit me and pay me for the AI. I will murder children.
Hym "I don't care if it's staged or not. Elon is a bed pooping retard and is trying to get away with stealing my shit. Make him pay for it."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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Speech stage

Speech stage (aka talking stage) it's a literal translation of the period before marriage (الخطبة) .This act is very known in north African countries such as Morocco, Tunisia, Libia...etc
They were in the speech stage before they broke things off.
by Sam Eddine June 2, 2024
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National talking stage day

Invite your talking stage on a date and celebrate almost being in a relationship.
Jimmy: Emily let's go celebrate we are in a talking stage
Emily: why today?
Jimmy: it's national talking stage day!!
by National.day October 2, 2023
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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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