Ass Stache

The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.

Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache

by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014

stackerworks

Fireworks that keep on sparkling at the end, as if infused with Stackers caffeine pills. Like the athletes and college students who use Stackers, Stackerworks are a bursting with sheer power.

Amanda: Check out those stackerworks.

Caitlin Going: They just keep on going. Hard core.

by MacLovin' July 5, 2008

stacheffect

The condition of being unmanageably sexual attractive based on the follicular condition of your upper lip.

Dude, that girl started speaking to you in Spanish thinking you were an exotic Guatemalan -- what a stacheffect!

by cashmiri November 13, 2009

Stackedness

To be stacked; vuluptuous.

Being in possesion of large breasts.

Luckily, due to my incredible stackedness, when I fall alseep at my desk my head does not hit the keyboard.

by chosenfour June 2, 2010

Staicee

sooo beautiful. A girl like this was probably sent from god. everytime you see her, you melt. she has beautiful blue eyes and a gorgeous smile. everytime you see her you feel like you've just entered heaven. she's amazingly family orientated. faithful as can be, and such a great person to befriend & love. every man needs a staicee in their life, she's the kinda girl you'd want to marry and take home to momma.

STAICEE - The Kind of girl you couldnt forget if you tried. A girl like this will leave an imprint on your soul.

by vanillalove May 25, 2011

stachery

To join in arms with a fellow moustacher in moustachery.

I choose you Cody Horton because we have the bond of stachery.

by pcolanate October 7, 2011

stache-along

an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.

Dude did you see that girl's mustache? Yeah I'd like to take a stache-along on her face.

by stache-along fan August 28, 2012