smurf-it

Spreading cocaine on a dildo (preferably blue) and repeatedly gouging your butt hole to get high.

Drew: I want to do this cocaine, but my nostrils ache, any ideas Wendy?

Wendy: Smurf-it.

by bradddddddddd January 12, 2008

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
Player1 Signed As ADMIN
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

smurf

A word meaning awesome, great, kool or any describing words like that.
Also a TV show staring 100 little blue people.
A kids show.

Smurf 1: "Man Did you see Janet last niight"
Smurf 2: "Oh yeah she was freaken smurf man"
Smurf 1: "I know hey she was so smurf"

Made up Episode:Smurf 1: "Man i found smurfet in bed with papa smurf last night"
Smurf 2: "ohhhhhh man to bad for you hey"
Smurf 1: "Yeah but i found a new lady called baby smurf who is so smurf"

by Cohenjd January 16, 2008

smurfing

Named after the popular television/comic series, Smurfing is the act of putting your partner in some sort of choke/sleeper hold while having sex until their face turns blue. At this point, you pull out and finish off by proceeding to give your blue-faced partner a droopy white cap.

For added effect, you can let loose a cackle similar to Gargamel, the evil villain also from the popular 80's television show.

My girl passed out last night after we were smurfing, when she finally woke up I told she looked like grumpy smurf. She was not amused.

by igotblueballs September 15, 2010

smurfhat

A very small, often strangely shaped penis

Either it's mighty cold in here, or you're packin smurfhat!

by muffmasta April 9, 2007

Smurfspeak

Intellectually lazy speech in which a single all-purpose noun or verb is frequently substituted for something more specific, the term for which the speaker can't be bothered to remember. From the dialogue between the title characters in the cartoon series "The Smurfs", in which the word "smurf" is frequently substituted for other words; the word substituted does not necessarily have to be "smurf".

Examples of Smurfspeak:

And then, Papa Smurf, I took her smurfy smurf by the smurf and smurfed her up the smurf.

The thing is in the other thing over by the thing, you know the thing I mean?

by Fearman April 18, 2008

Smurf

A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.

trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn

WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.

SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!

by trammellk July 21, 2011