woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me
by croopstc August 15, 2011
Get the Urban Spoonmug. Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.
by Dinde October 14, 2008
Get the Aggressive Spooningmug. When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!
by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010
Get the Spoons in the Darkmug. A small spoon used when eating expensive or pleasurable food stuffs in order to extend eating time and appreciation.
by Tom Hooper October 23, 2007
Get the Appreciation Spoonmug. This is the large cooking spoon your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Often made of plastic and large enough to whale on 2 asses at one time, the doom spoon was able to withstand years of abuse. The doom spoon typically came with holes in it to prevent wind resistance and increase velocity, pre-impact. The doom spoon also often was used as a projectile when the target could not be reached, e.g. when the target climbs a tree to avoid the beating, the doom spoon may be thrown at the ass to inflict low-level pain.
The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."
The doom spoon typically has a 15 year shelf life. Once the child turns 15, the doom spoon becomes more humorous than painful. The 16th year of life is often referred to as "the doom spoon-free year."
Mothers across the world switched from wooden doom spoons to plastic in the early part of the 20th century in order to prevent splintering.
by -hef- November 10, 2009
Get the Doom Spoonmug. A special type of hug.
Used in more intimate situations - for example, between a boyfriend and girlfriend rather than friends. In it, one person lays down facing away from the other, who then wraps their arms around their partners' waist from behind.
During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.
The partners will find it more natural and comfortable holding their bodies in similar curved positions - giving this hug it's name. The one holding his/her partner acts as the "spoon".
It is possible to spoon hug standing up too - just have one person turn the other way and hug them from behind!
Used in more intimate situations - for example, between a boyfriend and girlfriend rather than friends. In it, one person lays down facing away from the other, who then wraps their arms around their partners' waist from behind.
During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.
The partners will find it more natural and comfortable holding their bodies in similar curved positions - giving this hug it's name. The one holding his/her partner acts as the "spoon".
It is possible to spoon hug standing up too - just have one person turn the other way and hug them from behind!
Go to http://preview.tinyurl.com/27sgcp to see an amusing example of a spoon-hug, since it's kind of hard to write an example for this...
"Hey, Alyssa... can I spoon-hug with you?"
"Hey, Alyssa... can I spoon-hug with you?"
by Adam L James December 30, 2008
Get the spoon-hugmug. Slang term used most often to refer to one's dirty penis.
Made popular by the rap group Funky Spoon in 2009, on their debut album, Goin Viral.
Made popular by the rap group Funky Spoon in 2009, on their debut album, Goin Viral.
by gangstagangsta247 February 22, 2009
Get the Funky Spoonmug.