spoon ass 

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".

A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.

spoon ass by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018

Spoon Bandit 

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

Spoon Bandit by nigelburns July 9, 2018

Spoon Bath 

Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.

Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!

Spoon Bath by Millrat23 July 20, 2019

Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.

Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh

Spoon lord by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

Spoon Of Steel 

The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS

Person A: "Hey look its Spoon Of Steel!"
Person B: "Wow Spoon is very cool!."

Spoon Of Steel by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021

Spoon eater 

Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.

You're a spoon eater

Spoon eater by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022

spoon collector 

a super hawt, skinny, slayful woman whom everyone is in love with.

Wow! Bella is such a spoon collector!!!

spoon collector by spnclrtr July 5, 2022