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The Spock

The art of putting two fingers in the pink (pussy) and two fingers in the stink (asshole) whilst simultaneously using the Spock hand sign.
Damn son I got lucky last night! She let me do the Spock on her! Both were tight son nahhh meaaan!
by Small Chang Jon Un January 20, 2015
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Spocking

SPOCK is a sexual act that involves three up the pink, TWO IN THE STINK. A Sexual act. (Created by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney(
Jamie spocked Sean and Luke in the shower.
by Oudy Darkbane and Cuntney December 22, 2004
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Spolk Spolka spolky spock spokane SPOKES spocker spocking spoken word spelk

Rock Out With My Spock Out

To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".
Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?

Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.
by thebetterfriend2 February 8, 2010
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spoke

yo baby boy mix me up some spoke
by Hobo June 20, 2005
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spoke

In poker a spoke is the hand A2345 also known as a wheel. Use of the term is gaining popularity particularly in Nevada and Southern California, primarily because it can be conveniently used as a verb, as in the example below.
The donkey in the 4-seat thought he was getting at least half the pot but I spoked him on the river.
by TheGameKat June 6, 2009
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The Spocker

Two in the Pink Two in the Stink - When enacted it looks like the Star Trek symbol
I was foolin around with my woman and she loved it when I gave her the spocker.
by Fabecio July 12, 2009
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Spokeless

pronounced: Spoke-less

IPA Pronounciation" s-poh-ke-li-ss

-noun
a.) when the ass sphincter loses its ability to shut, ultimately leading to a point where the ass sphincter can no longer hold anything in or keep anything out. Usually a cause of intentional contious over-use, except in cases of denial or malticious intent and that is unfortunate.

Two cures:
A,) With surgery and removal of part of the sphincter it can be tighted again, but it requires much required personal training. Quick yet very painful solution but may require a numbing agent to be bareable.
B.)Person must practice very difficult self-checking and restraint for what may ultimately seem like the rest of your life, to create new SPOKES. May take up to a lifetime to cure.

Precuations to avoid being spokeless:
a.)avoid over use at all costs. There is a point where one becomes aware that somethng has changed yet they can still fix it quick. But it is a slippery slope and the condition can creep on you with you expecting it so beware. Once you lose a spoke, although it must we worked down for a while, once it is gone it must grow back again somewhere unique and new so it will be painfull at first until you practice enough and continously work on developing the spoke.
B.)make even usage of all holes to ensure the constant usage to learn to control of the muscle and for maintannce of that control

Alernate definitions:

a.) an ass that has no grip anymore
b.) a gayman's ass that has been used to a point where the grip of his asshole no longer keeps his shit in and keeps the cock out.
c.)a gayman who intentionally and driven by the urge to have his cake and eat his and your's to, can no longer give anyone pleasure becuase they cant feel anything while he is getting fucked and he can only be pleasured by the next thing that will ultimately end up streching him out even more.

c.)
"Ouh Wee, that bitch is SPOKE-less!"

"damn, he gone and lost his spokes, stupid dumbass is spokelss."

"He fucked himself spokeless, bitch got what was coming to him."

"He has got to get his grip back, cuz being spokeless is tragic."

"Spokeless aint pretty."
by Get Bent On It March 12, 2009
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