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Sonic Poo 

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.
I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.
Sonic Poo by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022

Sonic Forces Speed Battle 

Absolute bliss, an experience like nothing else. Your mind will go blank and all you'll feel is full body pleasure like you're a divine being. The greatest game of all time.
I wish I could inject sonic forces speed battle into my bloodstream

sonic the hedgehog 

sonic the hedgehog is a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog with supersonic speed who has days to save to stop dr robotnik (aka eggman). and also it's personally my favorite franchise. (please don't attack me cringe culture)
evan: jack, i finally beat super mario!

jack: dude, forget mario, check out this guy!

*jack then pulls out a blue anthromorphic hedgehog from his backpack*

evan: jack.. who in the f**k is this guy and how long has he been in there?

jack: his name is sonic the hedgehog!

Sonic's butt hair 

A yummy and tasty treat that's scrumptious
Silcy and freshhh

And how it's nice the the bottom of sonic.
The in side of his bottom that's hairy and very much delicious. You see that hair on sonics bottom its sonic's butt hair

Sonic Pc Port 

The sonic pc port is a creepypasta which was reacted to become a game the antagonist is Lord x who is actually a stronger being than the original sonic having the ability go grow arms out of his mouth which are murderous ontop of this he also has the abilities of both sonic.exe and original sonic (super strength, speed .etc)
in my opinion sonic pc port is the scariest sonic.exe fan game

Sonic boom 

When you fart but it spreads out fastly.
Guy 1: Time to fart, but it’ll create a sonic boom because how fast it spreads out!
Guy 2: πŸ’€
Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: why