soapstone

According to the Mohs scale, talc, also known as soapstone, is the softest mineral. It is second in total softness only to the softest thing on earth, Jeremy Scott Dinkin. Much like its counterpart, Jeremy, it is composed of a stack of weakly connected sheets that tend to slip apart under pressure.

What is the softest thing on earth?

The softest is Jeremy Dinkin, followed by soapstone.

As a noun when trying to insult someone's strength:
You're so soft, you take the crown as soapstone king.

by OsteoArth6651 April 16, 2018

soapscrubs__

tiktok user soapscrubs__ known as being the best mutual ever! (real not fake)

"omg did you hear of soapscrubs__"

"yeah shes so kind!"

by catboyranbootruther July 24, 2021

sapstar

A person who quotes sappy movie quotes, song lyrics and other such nonsense to express their feelings and emotional state of being.

"Gawd did you see Kelly's facebook status updates? She is such a sapstar quoting all those Dashboard lyrics just because she got dumped."

by concurious March 29, 2009

Snapshot anger/fury

A term used when you're really angry with something that has happened in a short amount of time and then you take corrective action to make sure that something related will never happen again. (Being angry for a short amount of time like 20 seconds).

When someone online performs crap on your team in a game and you had to perform better than them, you also take into account their overall performance then accumulate it all at once in a snapshot fury and take that corrective action.

"Urgh, he's so fricken crap, i'm going to have to remove him!"

"He's also been crap from the past games as well!

(20 seconds later) hmm, maybe i shouldn't of done that...oh well, he won't be a bother again."

"Dude...that was like some kind of Snapshot anger/fury"

"lol yeah"

by Sol64 August 26, 2009

Soap and Rinse

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face, and then urinating on her face directly following to get the semen off. Could also be referred to as a " Car Wash ".

That girl last night was so dirty she actually let me giver her a Soap and Rinse.

by Pierce760 May 2, 2010

soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter August 1, 2012

snapship

any sort of relationship (friendly, romantic, lustful) that takes place 100% via Snapchat

jason: bro dawg, you finna meet up with her in person?

joey: idk man, right now we're in a snapship... i'm kinda liking the non-face-to-face and sexting-only communication

jason: church

by uhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhh December 29, 2013