mango smoothie

when someone mixes pee and cum together.

"dude, last night was so intense! i gave her a huge mango smoothie."

by baileythemangosmoothiemaker November 17, 2020

Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.

"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"

by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009

Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.

"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."

by 1337y June 11, 2006

Smooshie

The word smooshie refers to a vagina that has become loose due to overuse. A smooshie hangs low, in some cases down to the subject's knees.

Her smooshie hung low like the branches of a weeping willow.

by eganraC September 3, 2012

planet smoothie

a popular smoothie drink shop that charges expensive (but not too exorbitant) prices. even so, it receives hundreds of customers every day.

it also has an inferior smoothie menu, many of which contain only (strawberry, banana, one other fruit, and a boost).

OMG its planet smoothie, lets go get a smoothie!!! :DD

by harrisonford December 26, 2008

Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.

Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.

by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009

smoothie

(n) a device used to remove the wrinkles out of clothes by way of heat

see also : iron

I was tryin to get some stank on my hang-low, when my lady hit me with a smoothie.

by American Jones December 17, 2003