Sarmie

Someone obsessed with oriental boys. More specifically Japanese.

Dude, that Sarmie over there is totally molesting those Japanese kids!

by sherrane May 28, 2008

Smarmites

The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.

He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.

by Moonstaff June 8, 2010

smarmalade

smexy marmalade

"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

scarmont

The act of placing a spoon over the head of the penis (so the handle runs along the top), and having vaginal intercourse. The spoon is supposed to add to the experience

I performed scarmont on your sister!

by rootsney September 7, 2008

The Sharmin

similar to the bounty, but for guys with smaller tools

She was so wet I couldn't keep it in her, so I grabbed the sharmin.

by njdogg July 12, 2006

Sharmouta

*Sharmouta* is an Arabic Word ! Most used in Lebanon and its Mean "Beautiful" .. If You Need Your Arabic Girl Friend love You More Just Say To Her "I Love You Ya Sharmouta" or "Yo2borne Kessik Ya Sharmouta"

Mia Kahlifa: Kesse 3am Youja3ne!!!!
Eddy Hoayeck: Ta3e la Neklik Ye Ya "Sharmouta"

by 3arsa Ha January 5, 2022

Sharmeen

The best MILF of all!! If you ever meet her on the cruise do befriend her, she might end up being your mother and more.

Pretty fun person to chill with and hangout. Come across a sharmeen? Always befriend, one of the coolest friends you can get.

Guy1: who is that hot chick over there ?

Guy2: That's Sharmeen, my mom.

Guy3: no Sharmeen is my mom.

Guy4: but dad isn't Sharmeen the one you had sex with ?

Guy3: Son, its complicated

by Bman00774008 March 23, 2017