Sheryl Crow

One who defines themselves by taking a contrarian view on political issues, even if it is an assanine view.

Sheryl Crow is a Saddam Hussein loving ditz.

by reality_bites78 September 8, 2004

shiny

term used to describe yuumy, pretty, or beautiful people.

That guy by the pool is a major shiny object!

I heart shiny objects!

Sorry, could you repeat that? I was distracted by that shiny object.

by Tammy Saltmarsh June 26, 2007

shinydustbunnies

when sparkles get mixed in with dust bunnies

I hate being girly and having hardwood floors because I always end up with shinydustbunnies.

by Jacki Gallagher-Prince December 10, 2008

shiny object reaction

getting distracted by something awesome or flamboyant, especially during an important conversation or event.

Girl: I really appreciate you being here for me... It means a lot that you...
Guy: LOOK! Free Pizza Day is next month!
Girl:... Just had a shiny object reaction.

by Cross51 July 25, 2010

shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.

When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!

by parka March 15, 2012

Shiny Umbrella

noun:

1. a fully erect penis, shaven such that it shimmers in the sunlight

2. a flaccid penis, shiny with saliva from a recent blowjob

1. Dude #1: Hey man, check out my shiny umbrella.

Dude #2: Wow, you didn't miss a hair. No homo

2. Girl: Then I got up from my knees and saw the shiny umbrella I had left him with

by Halogenic June 9, 2017

Sheryl Sauce

what Sheryl leaves in a chair when she laughs, or when someone burps nearby like jurassic park.

"oh, my is that sheryl sauce in that chair?"

by Mac the Ominous October 2, 2018