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Sexual Napalm

A sexual hold a woman has on you similar to being addicted to drugs.

It can be positive or negative depending on your view.
" Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.
'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer

"I know she is not that pretty in the face, but she's like sexual napalm man, I can't shake her." - Some random dude.
by websterschick February 10, 2010
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Sexual Bases

1st Base - Kissing, open mouth. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base.

2nd Base - Hands below the belt.

3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. This base also includes the sex toys.

Home Plate, (Home Run) - Intercourse

5th base or 'The Dugout' - Anal Sex.

A grand slam, would be achieving all of these on a first date.
First, Second, and Third are the typical sexual bases. Anything beyond those and you probably aren't using baseball metaphors any longer anyways!

(Unless of course referring to 'The Dugout', because that's just hilarious!)
by Cathy Guiltt February 17, 2014
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sexual harassment

n.
1. When you are trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Sexual harassment is a serious workplace problem.
by adamisaspaz March 5, 2003
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

A very aggressive, sexual person who you would like to take to bed. Usually very good looking, but not always, sometimes just someone who exudes sexuality despite being somewhat of a minger.
that guy who's always on the corner, smoking his cigarettes and with his tight clothes, he is a burning beacon of raw sexuality.
by toee September 20, 2006
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Make awkward sexual advances not war

that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.
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sexually

Wanting to have sex in a sexual way
Man: can I sexually touch you?
Girl: of course
by Misty26 February 13, 2014
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Sexually Transmitted Dog

A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.
"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."
by ecarg_89 October 16, 2009
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