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verb - when a person acts for one’s self and/or one’s people as best one can with the tools available with neither selfless or selfish intentions thereby removing positive and negative connotations from the choices made and thereby creating a third option which takes relativism into account. Selfing is the process by which one pursues their personal and community well-being while functioning in social and physical life that does not ignore large and same scale ethical challenges as one tries to do the best they can with the tools available to them.
Ex1: “It blows my mind how much I've said no to people who've asked me to help with things or give them things these last few months but selfing like this has helped me get back to who I was before I got into that bad relationship."

Ex2: “Yeah I’m selfing right now with all the money I'm saving from my job and budgeting to stay on top of things so my living situation is almost at the point where I’ll never have to worry about not having a place to stay ever again and I’m even getting a good work/life balance; if my parents would just stop calling me every single day, every other is enough mom. ”

Ex3: "Sometimes I can't believe I keep the rent paid, the utilities and internet connected, food on my family's table and my medical insurance up to date and can still go out and have fun with my job and budget while I navigate the confusing world of end stage capitalism and try and find a balance within my ethics and but I think I'm being pretty decent at selfing so far.”
Selfing by dancinbutterfly February 17, 2019
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Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts
Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap
Spelling Gap by freddellamer October 18, 2019

bike swelling 

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.
Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.
bike swelling by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

salad smelling 

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."
salad smelling by kyjelly aka sexgoo November 22, 2010

I'm smelling you ma 

Phrase; chiefly New York City a phrase to indicate that you find a member of the opposite sex attractive
I'm smelling you ma. Note: West coast cats would never say something so ridiculous
I'm smelling you ma by BizeeyStaff January 28, 2014

Snellings 

The act of excessive ejaculation, between eight and ten occurrences, during one 24-hour period.
Carl: "What have you been up to lately?"

Fred: "I've been working on my Snellings the last few days. I got to 10 'rub-em-outs' two days ago. That last jank was shooting sawdust."
Snellings by Freemone233 August 28, 2010

1337 spelling

0MG, 1 @M 50 |=U(K1|\|G 1337, J00 (@n7 70|_|(H MY 5k1||z! OMG j00 H@><0R.
A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!
1337 spelling by Majin January 15, 2004