by Rocknrollbitches January 2, 2016
Get the the scorch trials mug.a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"
"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...
by gg.rub June 27, 2006
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An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.
Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts
by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009
Get the scrotchy mug.The combination of skank, whore, and bitch; one who gives her body away freely and treats others like shit.
by VDUBS March 24, 2010
Get the Scorch mug.to hang up random bizarre pictures in conspicuous places. Word derived from scotch tape used to hang said pictures
"Heebee Joe man, you scotchin?"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"
by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003
Get the scotchin mug.A term describing the emotional and physical feelings of one after an extreme night of boozing, which can also include unadulterated sex. A feeling of being burnt out. Most commonly used when communicating with parents.
by Christian "Jim Steel" Bedger and Matt "The Cat" Schechter October 1, 2006
Get the Scotch-cat mug.Oh boy, my coochie snortcher really took a pounding last night from the big man with his chode...and I loved it. DIVA!
by j niz May 2, 2007
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