Scarecrow

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008

Scarenigga

A model KKK dummy, used to deter black people from trespassing on white man's property

Chaz: I bought myself this scarenigga
Faz: Wot does it do?
Chaz: It's like a scarecrow but it's a scarenigga....do u kno wot it does? It scares niggas

by Psalms May 2, 2008

scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

Scare-ho

A scare-ho is a very frail skinny white or spanish girl that slightly resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz. Except a scare-ho puts a lot of cocks in their mouth/vagina/ass etc.Also synonomous with the female name Tara.

Wow that scare-ho has had a lot of cocks in her mouth.

by Mike Pelosi June 27, 2007

scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

by troubledemon November 24, 2009

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

scare

Named after Dennis Q. Scare.

I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.

by Tom John October 30, 2004