Flipped The Switch

When you are preforming anal sex and go a little to deep. This deep penetration may cause you to hit a special spot. When this spot is touched she will start defecating everywhere. When this happens you have flipped the switch.

"I was pounding this dumb dingy bitch when I flipped the switch. Shit got rugged."

or

"Dude, shut the fuck up or I'll flip your switch!"

by Kranus January 27, 2007

Hit a switch

Engaging the hydraulics system in your slab

Man, we thought his ride was a hoopdie but when he hit the switch we knew it was a slab

Imma hit a switch, imma get hyper, maan where that shit at? Pass my damn lighter - Big Tiger - Drank Up In My Cup - Swishahouse Classic Flows Vol 1

by Ash HTX December 30, 2010

Light Switch

A switch that turns on a light bulb.

It was dark in the house so my mom turned on the light switch.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

Switch Shitter

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.

I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!

by brutechute October 14, 2011

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

dickhead switch

An Australian slang term for a hunting knife. Used mostly by lad types.

I grabbed a dickhead switch to defend myself.

by MittyBlooo July 23, 2012