Stoner Bagel 

A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.

"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"

Stoner Bagel by rareherbs April 24, 2022

television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.

"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"

television stoner by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009

Caveat Stoner 

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

Caveat Stoner by knowcebo January 16, 2011

bedtime stoner 

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

bedtime stoner by Joogle January 30, 2015

Fake Stoner 

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

Fake Stoner by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

John Stones 

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

John Stones by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

low key stoner 

someone who doesn't seem like they'd be a stoner but actually is. an unconventional stoner if you will

"oh yea you know her? she is such a low key stoner, never would've expected that"

low key stoner by ktp1823 March 12, 2019