Southern Vacuum Seal 

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

Southern Vacuum Seal by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

baby seal 

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

baby seal by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

Dead Seal Attack by asksidnow June 7, 2010

faily seal 

1. The nickname for a shoddy soft toy, crafted in the questionable likeness of a baby seal.

2. A derogatory MMORPG epithet, used with intent to embarrass or marginalize a horrendously destructive or inexperienced player.

FFS, that faily seal priest pulled the whole room and then didn't heal!

faily seal by Eulanna December 21, 2010

Flex Seal

A organization who uses a dark material named „flex tape“. Flex tape is very dangerous because if someone puts it into a hole it can create a portal to a demon realm. The founder of the organization is called „Felix tapé“.

Person 1: Hey, there is a hole in my underwear!
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.

Flex Seal by The bäd böiiii June 21, 2019

Flex Seal

A tape brand that's become a meme over the years.

Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"

Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..

Flex Seal by OyeahMrKrabz August 16, 2020

below the navel seal 

a guy that is wickedly good in bed, and known for "beating the pussy up"

Of course Skyler gets texted all day, he's a below the navel seal.

below the navel seal by drbillyg April 25, 2011