Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.

by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021

roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.

Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.

by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

how to read

a parson that doesn't know how to read needs to read a tutorial about how to read...

freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true

by your local department April 6, 2022

This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.

Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid

by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022

That don't read

From the 216
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.

"I never cheated on you, Ja'Quez. I was with Man Man all Morning."
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.

Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...

by ChalterIsBalans October 14, 2022