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Ralph

Ralph is a person who gets the ugliest bitches in the world and is hella gay
"Man you're chick is hella ugly, you're such a Ralph"
by Mac_Cooper74 March 24, 2020
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Ralph NADA

Da famous "upper-echelon" dude from da National Automobile Dealers Association who penned da notorious totally-off-da-charts-popular-at-da-time-of-first-printing book "Unworthy At Any Price" about overall quality and value --- or lack thereof! --- of various contemporary vehicles.
Vehicle pricing and quality have varied over the years, so perhaps Ralph NADA should publish an updated "second edition" printing of his well-known consumer-protection-type literary work.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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ralphsnargler

Someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.
Man, I bet he’s a ralphsnargler.
by 3camp September 2, 2020
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Ralph

A fucking badass with a gigantic cock who is ready to whip it out at any given moment. He will take your hoe and fuck her right in front of you. Do not mess with Ralph or he’ll call the mandem on you. He’s a pro gamer and will not hesitate to crush you on Mario kart for the 3DS.
Damn Ralph has such a big dick

Yo I wanna be just like Ralph one day
by Suçkmyscrote October 21, 2020
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Ralph

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.
Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn

Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!
by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020
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Ralphed

When a gross fat Alcoholic sticks his thumb in your ass & pulls it so he can sniff the shit like Joe Biden.
Ethan Ralphed this E-Thot & sent the video to her ex during a live stream.
by 420Quips November 28, 2020
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Ralphsexual

Ralphsexual is being in love or attracted to 80's actor Ralph Macchio despite his age
Aly: Omg I just saw The Karate Kid movie and Ralph Macchio is so hot.

Jules: Well I guess that means your Ralphsexual

Aly: Wow! well i'm glad to be
by Ali Cade January 19, 2021
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