Raccoon

A racist that is always wrong. Basically a male Karen.

Raccoon stop playing Ana you suck and miss all your shots. Stick to Mercy

by itisfact July 1, 2021

Sauce Raccoon

A noun which is characterized by an obsession of eating a variety of different sauces. Despite the fact that a certain collection of sauces may not belong to the said "Sauce Raccoon", they will insist that they deserve to have all of the remaining sauce.

Sauce Raccoons also enjoy eating sauce completely on it's own, without anything else, and are capable of eating several litres a day of the most disgusting sauce imaginable.

i) "hey jew, is that some thai sauce on the side of your plate?"
"yeah it tastes great with these chicken nuggets"
"dont worry I'll take care of it for you"
"fuck off you Sauce Raccoon"

ii) "hey guys guess what!"
"what?"
"I just got three litres of hoisin sauce and two bottles full of cok sauce from that chinese market, Im going to eat it straight"
"typical"

Sauce Raccoon

by ThatWAnnaBeRUssian March 27, 2011

the racoon

When you make her put on a fur coat ,stick your penis in her butt and give her two black eyes

Last night she was wearing a fur coat so I have her the racoon after she pissed me off.

by rudydude August 10, 2016

raccoon rapist

one who rapes raccoons

Natalie Pham is a raccoon rapist.

by Mrs.Felton August 29, 2009

Raccoon snooze juicer

A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without

Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.

by Heather Swanson March 28, 2023

Rockin Raccoons

a person who is the enemy of an awesome possum. Someone that gives you rabies just by looking at them. Someone who is not the best friend of the coolest person ever cause I am their favorite. I hate rockin raccoons.

{rockin raccoons}
{rabies}

by DEAL THE SEAL- twinkie June 14, 2010

fruity racoon

the act of pooing onto a spoon, lefting the eyelid of your lover and scraping poo into their eye

fruity racoon me up

by the green gibons January 14, 2011