water rub

when a stranger swims past you and unexpectedly and unknowingly brushes your genitalia.

I was at the town pool on a hot summers day when my junk got water rubbed by an old man's fleshly calf as he swam past me

by Schmorl's Node October 2, 2010

Rub a Dub

Lap Dance

Lets get a rub a dub

by ML1 February 4, 2003

rubbing butts

The motion of putting your butt with an australian woman's butt and begin rubbing.

Rubbing butts was so lovely this time of year in australia.

by Xandertron September 20, 2013

boner rubbing

boner rubbing is masturbation.

I like to start my day with a little boner rubbing!

by eda-skip July 6, 2022

Louisiana Rub

The act in which a male is receiving a handjob from a female whose choice of lubricant is Tabasco sauce.

Girl: "I'm at the grocery store, do you need anything?"
Guy: "Grab some Tobasco, I'm looking forward to that Louisiana Rub tonight."

by spacejamjosh July 27, 2013

its rubbings

A term defined by Dave, my housemate, when his eye hurt and he was rubbing it

*Phil sees Dave rubbing his eye*

Phil: "hey dave, what ya doin?"
Dave: "its rubbings"
Phil: "errr...wtf?"

by Phil November 20, 2006

Don't rub it

Phrase used to identify, warn of and compel to cease the following behaviours.

To be soft, To complain, To whinge or whine,

Taken originally from when a cricketing batsmen get's hit on some part of his body by the cricket ball an d has an overwhelming desire to rub said body part because of intense pain... this can be expanded to all examples of softness

"My best mate just cut my grass!" "Don't rub it buddy."

"My gf just dumped me!"

Don't rub it buddy.

by btothedot August 3, 2011