Being to lazy to shave while being in quarantine. Thus growing a quaranbeard.
It's not like you're meeting anyone soon.
It's not like you're meeting anyone soon.
by Jay the first March 25, 2020
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Day 6 of the Coronavirus: I may as well quarantext my ex, it's not like she's doing anything right now.
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This week whilst in quaratine, i cleaned my house. I was quaran-cleaning. The house was quaran-cleaned
by DSZ1984 March 29, 2020
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Get the quarantease mug.A quaranhole is can exist ideally when an individual falls too deep into a “porn hole” with insufficient sanitation and cleaning supplies available. The depth of the “porn hole” causes said individual to forget replenishing those necessary consumables; furthermore, they continue to view smut for a prolonged period till a point where their psychosis and “porn guilt” become hysteric of the fear that they will contaminate the outside world if they stop now.
Once a quaranhole occurs, the porn addict will deteriorate into a rampage of impulse, depleting them of lubricant, tissue, lotion, towels, etc. and are not able to rationalize their reason to cease. The pornhead will be unable to leave their homes, resulting in an apocalyptic amount of bodily fluids, mostly semen, with the inability to conceal one’s self-loathing caused by the week’s spent watching smut.“
Once a quaranhole occurs, the porn addict will deteriorate into a rampage of impulse, depleting them of lubricant, tissue, lotion, towels, etc. and are not able to rationalize their reason to cease. The pornhead will be unable to leave their homes, resulting in an apocalyptic amount of bodily fluids, mostly semen, with the inability to conceal one’s self-loathing caused by the week’s spent watching smut.“
“That’s when I realized that i had fallen into a quaranhole. What else could I do?”
“No worries, bro. I know what’ll brighten you up.”
“A drink?”
“Nah, a black light.”
“No worries, bro. I know what’ll brighten you up.”
“A drink?”
“Nah, a black light.”
by Orafurin March 30, 2020
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