bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

bonging the pudding

where you stir your cum in pudding and give it to a person that is blazed to eat.

he was an asshole so we were bonging the pudding

by falealili January 17, 2011

knuckle pudding

Excessive ejaculant located on the extreme appendages, usually generated by masterbation

"Mike got a good stroke on, but left alot of Knuckle pudding on his shirt"

by David Mawhinney September 9, 2003

sticky date pudding

Offering your friend your partners 'sticky date' after ejaculating into/onto their anus. Commonly known as 'sloppy seconds'.

Damn, that sticky date pudding was the shit

by Geeza123 September 30, 2009

sex pudding

A pudding made using special ingredients from a rare and mystical flower which has no name and is only harvestable once every 75 years. The pudding is a powerful aphrodesiac when combined with the components of the flower.

"The senior citizens didn't quite know what to do after they had unwittingly eaten the sex pudding"

by talzek July 7, 2006

pudding

phrase used to refer to a situation that has become awkward, in reference to Michael Scott saying it in the pilot episode of "The Office"

(After Dwight finds his stapler in Jell-O)

Jim: Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been you're biggest flan.

Ryan: You should have put him in custardy.

Michael: Pudding...trying to think of something to say with pudding...

by xer0warning June 9, 2009

the proof is in the pudding

A phrase that, when uttered, instantly identifies the speaker as being incredibly stupid and illiterate.

The original saying is "the proof of the pudding is in the eating", basically meaning that something has to be experienced/utilized in order to prove how good it is.

This phrase got messed up by idiots who don't quite understand what they are saying.

Similar mistakes include could care less (couldn't care less), stop running around with your chicken cut off (stop running around like a chicken with its head cut off), begs the question (raises the question), here here (hear hear), and all that glitters is gold (all that glitters/glisters is not gold - "glisters" is used in the original Shakespeare quote)

REPUBLICAN: There's nothing bad about burning coal for energy! It's "clean coal!" The proof is in the pudding!

PROGRESSIVE: Whatever you say, dumbass.

by Faye Kname March 22, 2010