Skip to main content

professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!
by CleanBandit April 30, 2015
mugGet the professor stoner mug.

Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.
James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.
by Stimperson October 30, 2016
mugGet the Professional Bunnage mug.

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.
by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017
mugGet the professional smartass mug.

professer finesser

bro- " hey it's yo boy, professer finesser"
man- " ye, i smashed her last night bro"
by GirlNextDoor177 January 24, 2018
mugGet the professer finesser mug.

Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.
My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.
by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019
mugGet the Professional Weirdo mug.

precession

The idea that the social idea of time exists in the past while the structure of time exists in the future.

Proffering that consciousness is in front of human-time, as it exists in the future.
Precession is the assertion that consciousness is actually the structure of time, and it exists in the future.
by sandraxine September 5, 2020
mugGet the precession mug.

professor hidgens

A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion
person 1: mannnn, that professor hidgens tho
person 2: fucking pardon?
by jackaloped February 1, 2021
mugGet the professor hidgens mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email