Pretzel

The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO

by Grrruff98 August 6, 2018

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Pretzal

To sit behind someone, stomach pressed against their back, with your arms wrapped around their shoulders and your legs wrapped around their waist.

I was sitting and reading a book when she suddenly hugged me from behind and wrapped her legs around me, pretzaling me.

by lepineapplegirl13 November 26, 2018

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prætorius

When a person shows great wisdom and knowledge about ancient Greece and Greek history in general.

Wow, our teacher is so prætorius

by CongoKong February 6, 2019

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pretzsexual

being the most gayest human on the planet, there is nobody gayer than a pretzsexual

I sexually identify as a pretzsexual

by betabell March 6, 2019

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Pretzel

A fucking tasty and salty snack

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

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Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.

Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels

Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?

Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.

Person 2: Jesus Christ.

Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?

Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.

by Travey James January 6, 2020

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