poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017

potconomy

Economy based on the commerce of pot or marijuana.

I have been looking for a job for six months! No luck!
Have you tried jobs at a pot store or with a pot merchant? Go get your fair share of Denver potconomy , woman!

by MeMakesMemes July 25, 2017

poisonous parachute

When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.

Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.

by Datass March 3, 2019

Poison ass

When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.

I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.

by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019