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Pompomless

Emma: "How about this hat?"
Jill: "No that pom pom is putting me off."
Emma: "Well how about we look for a pompomless one?"
Jill: "Okay"
by Emily1428 October 9, 2011
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Pompogroosche

When a living being defecates from the penis or vagina.
"I just pompogroosched"
by TheDUdeDooooooooooo May 9, 2014
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pompouf

An annoyingly flamboyant young man who dresses in only the softest silks and ruffliest ruffles whilst being the Universe's answer to the question that was never asked by anybody.
Christopher: Good Morning Paschal
Paschal: Good Morrow dear wretched peasant. Oh woe is me, I cannot rid my fist from the stench of my anus. Wouldst thou be so kind as to fetch me some bottled rose water? Of course your knowledge of rose waters is most surely to be insufficient. One must pick from the rosiest of roses , and boil with the choiciest of herbs and only the finest oils.

Christopher: Isn't your pompouf ass from Alabama?
by fratraphosb November 30, 2015
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Pompom party

An orgy with young, girly girls that you might imagine whirling pompoms.
When Lance, the Captain of the football team, blew his load after 10 seconds in Stacey's mouth when the Cheerleading squad realised they were going to have to have a Pompom party.
by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017
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Pompous bitch

Do mine Who is otherwise irritating but you still associate yourself with them.
Get over here you pompous bitch! I need to tell you something
by Pompousbitch February 21, 2018
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Pompous Twat

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Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like he keeps peasants on chains just to shake his cock after he pisses, he's such a pompous twat.

What a pompous twat, he looks like someone who would take his nanny when campaigning for an election and not understand the mockery because we "wouldn't comment if he'd brought his valet"
by The Twisted Navigator January 18, 2021
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