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Planking

Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.
Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.
by ChristiLeilani June 12, 2011
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packing

Taking a large ammount of illicit drugs, cutting them and putting them into smaller containers for easy sale on "the street".*

Additionally, the term is also used to describe someone carrying a weapon of any sort and is old school derogitive for anal sex.
* denotes sense used in example.
I need to get back to the crib to do some packing. My boys just dropped off a shipment (of drugs).
by Bill G January 5, 2006
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Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked, face to face, on top of another person, in a rigid horizontal state.
Dude 1: So did you tap that last night broseph?

Dude 2: Nah man shes proper frigid, so just ended up planking.
by Plankwhore December 22, 2010
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Planking

An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.
Hey bro, get a pic of me planking
by Planker100000000000000 June 8, 2011
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Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.
I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.
by FancyNance August 31, 2011
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Packing

When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.

Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.

Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com
Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.
by Left Eye Lopez December 14, 2013
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plucking the chicken

to pluck ones, or anoters pubic hair.
Man, her braces were plucking the chicken last night.
by Joey fink December 12, 2007
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