Mexican Piñata

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.

I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009

pinky

In herpetological terms, a pinky is a newborn, (1-7 days old) mouse, usually a staple feeder for smaller colubrids or baby constrictors, or as an occasional treat for bulkier lizards such as blue-tongued skinks. Pinkies are cheap, anywhere from 25 cents to a dollar, and are best fed live, for their movement attracts the animal, and they aren't harmful yet.

"Yeah, I picked up two pinkies for my new blizzard."

by Alec August 3, 2004

Pinky Time

When you and your fellow aristocrats get together and put your pinky on the tip of the penis to left left of you

"My fellow nobles it is time to initiate pinky time."

by Tswizzle69 March 24, 2017

pinarayi

disaster, catastrophe, calamity, cataclysm, tragedy, holocaust

opened dam become pinarayi as flood in USA

by jackthegladiator October 29, 2018

Pinky

A fool-proof insult guaranteed to piss any of your friends off if you refer to them as it. Insulting and effeminate, it tends to rub most guys the wrong way.

Yeah whatever pinky keep your sus comments away from me dude.

by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021

double-stuffed pinata

A double-stuffed pinata is a sex position in which a receptive partner is in a sex swing between two active partners, suspended above the ground, being penetrated by the two active partners at the same time. Hence, "double-stuffed pinata."

She's worn out. Last night she did the double-stuffed pinata for an hour!

by sexswingemporium September 16, 2012

Piney Porridge

The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.

I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!

by PennyPicker April 21, 2008