penile destruction

Another sexual referral from smash or bang.

Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!

by munkee yes November 23, 2020

perilized

Frozen with fear, distress, or confusion due to an imminent danger.

What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilized anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???

by QuacksO November 24, 2020

pevia

When a penis is thought to be a vagina, due to the similarity of a clitoris.

Looks like you got that PEVIA dick!

by You_already_know _me December 6, 2020

peilen

To sexually harass a person or thing (usually a "Reilen") in a romantic way.

She was very hot I just want to peilen her.

by Reilym January 5, 2021

Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.

Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 8, 2021

pepilepsi

When you are having an epilepsy but you only see Pepsi colors.

idk what to put here.. oh no I'm having a pepilepsi!

by pepilepsi February 3, 2021

penil whiffer

smelling your own private area

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday

by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021