cub parade

A group of young men, usually very handsome and often shirtless, proudly strolling in front of older womencougars

While on vacation in Vegas, the two cougars spent hours poolside enjoying the cub parade

by Reno Katscher May 24, 2009

Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011

shit parachute

using a bundle of toilet paper to quiet one's shit while in a public restroom.

Sally: "I really need to take a shit, but I don't want to use the public restroom. Everyone will hear me."

Frank: "No worries. Just make a shit parachute for it."

by FreeTupac August 27, 2013

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

cunt parade

A person who is cunty to such an extreme degree that they are cuntier than an entire parade of cunts.

"Leslie, you have been a real cunt parade ever since you got roasted."

by mathematicalNonsense April 17, 2016

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

Charade Parade

Any parade (military or otherwise) orchestrated by Donald Trump.

Trump's military parade is a Charade Parade.

by Ms Linguis March 13, 2018