Poo snuggler

There are 10 stalls in a restroom, all are empty, except the one you are in. Another person comes in, surveys the situation, decides to shit in the stall right next to you. Only 2 possible reasons. They want to smell your shit vapors and/or want you to smell theirs.

I ran into a poo snuggler at work twice this week. The smell was beyond rancid. I want to scream "Why are you shitting next to me when there are 9 other stalls open!!?"

by Max Rubble March 10, 2008

poo d'etat

When ones bowels suddenly revolt and overthrow the status quo of unsoiled pants.

Oh man, you better pull over here! I think that shrimp at Cap'n D's was bad and I'm about to have a poo d'etat in my pants.

by m.c. phatback December 18, 2009

poo-stained vagina

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.

I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.

by homoguytom October 16, 2012

Poo Card Makes The Tea?

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!

Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!

by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

Poo goo

When you stick your finger into your butt and wiggle it around ,pull it out and there is something on it that you can't see but you can smell,thats poo goo.Also known as potent aphrodisiac when held under subjects nose.

I PUT MY FINGER IN MY BUTT,PULLED IT OUT AND HAD POO GOO ON IT.I COULDN'T SEE IT BUT I COULD SURE SMELL IT.

by Cadillac Crumb November 9, 2017

Poo-Foo'd

To be screwed over with or without one's knowledge by some opposing entity. (a.k.a. Skewered in the Butt)

Daniel found out that he had been blacklisted from the video game store without any reason. He could no longer work at ANY of their store's in existence. "Poo-Foo'd", he thought.

by TheAggieHeckler April 15, 2009

poo jabber

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

by fanny munchaaahh September 20, 2010