Cock

The thing between your balls fucking retard

My Cock is so huge

by Naruto1007 January 25, 2021

Cock

Poop
In
A

Funnier

Form
(Yes I know funnier is not a word)

Dan: "ah cock I lost my hOmEWorK again!"

by adas2009 May 14, 2019

Cock

A fucking bird.

Please stop playing with your cock.

by givemeabeej69 July 28, 2018

cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

by Nector November 20, 2007

Cock

To get fucked over, overworked, be made to do bullshit jobs, to be unnecessarily miserable. Also used as "the cock", or to be "cocked".

"Holy shit, I have to work on the weekend again, but the boss's buddy dosen't? This is cock!"

"Fucking dammit, we just got cocked with a double shift!"

"For fuck sake, we have to stay at work for another 3 hours? Why do we keep getting the cock?"

by Rageaholic June 12, 2007

the cock

something that clayton glassman has one inch of.

clayton looooooooooves the cock!!!

by Wesley :) October 23, 2003