Observious

When you realize something that you never had before, that upon realizing it you see that it should have been completely obvious to you all along

If you cross Sammy Hagar's generic music with David Lee Roth's ego...and you have CHAD KROEGER, its so observious

by Ringo Saint Hellboy December 2, 2011

Obseard

(Obb-Sir-d)--Absurd, only spelled as it sounds

Gabe saw the email with the picture of Matt in the mosh pit of a Deicide concert and replied all: "That's obseard!"

by Darkman113 October 20, 2007

obseneties

A string of swear words put together in one statement. This is done, preferably, without pausing or breathing.

I was going to call her a fucking shitty whore skank slut bitch, but instead I just looked at her and said obseneties.

by Capn_Tank November 20, 2010

obsessed gamers

Often referred: to nerds, geeks, dorks, people who do not have a life, hermit crabs, etc. These are people who play video games or computer games excessively and have forgotten about what the outside world would look like outside of their own homes as they are drawn in into the fiction cyber fantasy world of the video game in their own room. They begin to think that life in the video game is real life and believe that "covenants" and "halos" are real life figures. Most obsessed gamers have low social status and would most definitely talk about video games all day and nothing else. Also, most obsessed gamers never leave their homes. When they do, they attend video game tournaments in malls or elsewhere. Not all obsessed gamers play video games thinking they could win the tournament $50. And when they lose, they kill their selves over a $50 Tournament prize. Some play card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon.

Ali is one of the obsessed gamers club that he talks nothing but video games all day pissing the shit out of me.
Sam was so obsessed at gaming that he plays 24/7 and thinks that the "covenants" and "the flood" will kill us all one day.
I am an obsessed gamer and all i ever do is talk about games and i live Halo like its life....i kill Covenants with my Xbox controller and never gotten out off my ass ever since i was 12.
I'm so obsessed with gaming that i'd rather have a $134 Legendary Halo 3 Pack rather than having a Hot Girl friend.
I live videogames like its my life

by Convert2Satanism October 31, 2007

Obsessive Muse Fan

Anyone who has heard of the song con-science. This also applies to the cave remix.

'What are you listening to?'
'Con-science.'
'Who's it by?'
'Muse.'
'I have all their albums, and I've never heard it. Seriously, you are an obsessive Muse fan.'

by That Obsessive Muse Fan September 3, 2008

Obsession

when some one starts staking someone thinking they are in love then ends up hurt that person

That Bitch knows where I live. She can get in to my house. She says she is in love. but she is out to kill me.

by ninja_spy November 24, 2003

Oberts

the opposite of obert thus someone who has died from having a small penis. if you call someone an oberts, it means they have a small penis.

Chris why Do you have such an oberts?!?!

by WesMont December 11, 2010