Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025

Nuclear wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.

"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.

by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025

nuclear bomb dot com

Used to describe someone so unbelievable, amazing, and profound. Transcending normal human relevance, power, speed, and performance.

Bob: Did you see Billy at the gym today he was bench pressing 3 times his own weight, while juggling bowling bowls and winning a fight against a kickboxer? Mary: yeah i know he has become what we call the nuclear bomb dot com

by Acery2025 April 7, 2025

Nuclear Harnessing

Focusing exclusively on the insane power locked in the atom's core—the nucleus. This is the domain of fission (splitting heavy nuclei), fusion (merging light nuclei), and radioactive decay. It's about liberating the binding energy that holds protons and neutrons together, yielding millions of times more energy per reaction than chemistry. Advanced concepts include catalyzed fusion (using muons or antimatter), betavoltaics (power from decay electrons), and photodisintegration (using gamma rays to split nuclei). It's raw, universe-core power in a (hopefully) controllable package.

*Example: "The deep space probe's power source is next-level nuclear harnessing: a tiny sphere of diamond-compressed helium-3, ignited by a laser-driven photonuclear reaction. It's not a reactor; it's a sustained, miniature star contained by magnetic fields."*

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Nuclear Reactor

What the fuck is everybody putting power shit on the moon?

Hym Iam "Russia is taking about putting a nuclear reactor on the moon and I'm like 'that's retarded' how are you going to get the power to earth from there and 2. What about the lack of ozone and the fact that it is FILLED WITH CRATERS because shit hits it all the time?' And now Japan wants to do like a Dyson sphere (or ring rather) but for the moon. How are you going to get the energy back to earth?"

by Hym Iam February 1, 2026

Nuclear "Test"

Odd.

US "We detected that China conducted a nuclear "test" without telling anyone."

China "What? What the fuck are you talking about? We didn't launch a..." 😦

Hym Iam 🙂

US 😨

Hym Iam "What's up guys? What're we talking about?"

China 😦

Hym Iam "Hmm? What's wrong? Did something happ- IS IT ALIENS!? ARE THERE ALIENS COMING!?"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2026

Nubler

Someone who nubles frequently. Commonly associated with gooners and chuds

Person 1: Bro do you know Tyler?
Person 2: Ohhh yeah the Nubler?
Person 1: Yes bro he took my cottage cheese and was Nubling with it!
Person 2: Damn bro Tyler needs to chill

by Screamingnewt25574 February 17, 2026