air piano

When someone gets knocked out so hard they get put in the "fencing position" where they tend to unconsciously become stiff, raise their arms & sometimes move their fingers in a motion as if they are playing piano.

U saw Dante? He got knocked out so hard he started playing the air piano.

by dig9y March 25, 2023

Decovidized Air

Manufactured oxygen boosted with antibacterial agents that promises to kill all coronaviruses and their variants, which might serve as a natural substitute to constantly wearing a face mask and annually being jabbed one or twice a year.

In case this decovidized air thing really works, Joe decided to order a few tanks from Alibaba—doesn’t it look like finally some snake oil salesmen have brought in some fresh air in the field of creative marketing, especially in the midst of a pandemic?

by MathPlus April 4, 2022

Air slammer

a running person

@jgyhsref is slower than an air slammer

by ♥🗺☠ August 1, 2021

Air Strike

Slang terminology for when a someone fills all ten contact spots for a text message with the same person, so the message is received ten times over by that person. Then the sender often sends the whole message again, resulting by the end hundreds of repeat messages on someone's phone. If the recipient's phone is on vibrate it is even more obnoxious.

"My phone won't stopped buzzing, Brian air striked me!"

by xenophiatic April 11, 2010

Air head

One who is below average intelligence or, skatter brained.

Most blondes have a reputation for being air heads.

by Will Smith August 30, 2003

Ass Air

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007

Air Heal

The act of not obtaining medical attention after sustaining an injury to any part of one's body and leaving the wound to heal via the natural medicinal properties of normal air, and the body's own healing mechanisms. If anything is used to clean, cover, or assist/speed up the healing process, it is no longer deeming 'air healing' and you will be made fun of accordingly.

Seth: "DUDE! How did get that gash in your leg?"

Jon: "I tripped over the bonfire on my way to get the bong... I think I need stitches."

Seth: "Should I drive you to the hospital?"

Jon: "Naw... I'm just going to let it air heal."

Seth: "Sweet. Your pack btw."

by -bD September 2, 2007