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Nicholas McSwarthy 

he who embodies a swarthy character and is aforementioned as being also named nicholas

1. "nicholas" pertains to the St Nick part of him

- he sees everyone at night

- likes milk

- likes getting warm

- doesn't often go down south

2. "Mc" a libido inducing preset name with origins of Scotland/Ireland

- therefore suggesting he is similar to the leprechaun -- bearing qualities that resemble the metal (dense or hard) or alternatively owning gold

3. "swarthy" pertains to the pirate like part of him
- likes it wet
- gets rough
- has a long sword
- used to having people "walk" his plank

also happens to be a vegetarian. as per his green leprechaun awesomeness.
tom- is your name Nicholas McSwarthy?
nick- yea
tom- i heard my gf screaming that last night
nick- oh?
tom- you wouldn't happen to know anything of it would u?
nick- well i am a Nicholas McSwarthy.

Nicholas Murray 

Nicholas murray is a special individual who likes masturbating to penis art, it gives him pleasure and he likes sharing with friends. His father beats him and he spends all of his money on fifa to play squad battles. has perky boobs and is a ginger nugget.
Person 1: “Oh look it’s Nicholas Murray
Person 2: “Oh not that ginger nugget again we need to leave”

Nicholas Orem 

some shitty ass school filled with moaning guys and girls twerking on desks smh
Person 1: Yo what middle school you going to next year?
Person 2: Oh, Nicholas Orem.
Person 1: Wish you the best of luck comrade.
Nicholas Orem by aidetaut June 17, 2022

Nicholas Medina 

legendary drinking champ; a cool guy; from dah hood
Nicholas Medina: well it started w/ 5 shots of some 50% alcohol rum straight w/ no chaser, then a blunt w/ a dub of weed, then atleast 10 shots of tequila but i lost count so im betting it was more and then half a 4loko.

"nah chill son" - Nicholas Medina
Nicholas Medina by kate12930821 November 9, 2010

Nicholas Gibbons 

Nicholas Gibbons by wehw3 February 10, 2010

nicholas bollea 

Nicholas Bollea is the son of wrestler Hulk Hogan. They now have a reality television show called, "Hogan Knows Best". It's actually a really, really bad show. I give it a couple of months. Well back to Nicholas. He has blonde hair and he's 14. He used to have long hair but he cut it. I saw him on vacation in Florida last summer. I thought he was cute. But he had this green trucker hat on, so I didn't get the greatest look at his face. He's like, obsessed with the color green. He wears it constantly. Well it turns out the kid is an idiot. He looks like Aaron Carter too, now that he cut his hair...Ew. Oh, and he got his sister Brooke in trouble on that show that I'm never watching again. I hate people who can't lie to their parents! God!
Is it Nicholas Bollea or Nicholas Hogan?! Who knows...Who actually cares?! Not meeee...
nicholas bollea by J-girl August 5, 2005