Birds Nest

The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.

I left a Birds Nest for the next guy in line at yankee Stadium.

by Dienasty May 4, 2009

nester

(verb) when a male urinates in two or more strands

Dude, I just nestered all over the toilet seat, and now I have to wipe it off.

by Banalbany February 4, 2010

rats nest

A multiplayer map in the video game "Halo 3".

"Dude, I just pwnd that n00b on Rats Nest."

by Andrew Hoogerhyde January 11, 2008

neithen

The funniest of them all and the best looking with a larger than usual package

His package is massive I'm surprised that he's not called neithen.

by Denzl January 7, 2017

The Nestea Plunge

When a the guy pees into the girls vagina and then fists it

After taking the Nestea Plunge, there was piss all over the carpet

by shmu92 May 14, 2009

shit nest

The result of using a "splashgaurd" or "shit raft".
Feces sinks downward, wrapping itself in a comfortable nest of toilet paper.

Highly fibrous or buoyant shits will remain partially exposed to the air in the center of the nest, allowing them to pollute the surrounding air quality, and penetrate the nostrils of others in the area.

Use the other stall, someone left a shit nest in there.

by ArtAdams May 16, 2010

Spiders Nest

The Spiders Nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. The hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. There are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention

Damn! I couldn't walk for 2 hours because i had a Stage 3 Spiders Nest!

by SlipperyD November 14, 2013