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muscle muncher

"Oi, Dave! Stop sucking that cock, you muscle muncher!"
by plebbhead October 27, 2011
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Muscle meat

When you take 100 pound weight and lift it Up with your dick
That’s the last time I am doing angel dust because there’s pictures in my phone of me doing the muscle meat
by Dan V and Nicky g April 24, 2021
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Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
by Robjef622 May 6, 2017
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muscle hoagie

Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.
by Muscle hoagie April 1, 2017
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Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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muscle mass

Trentwins are the definition of muscle mass
by Lgdabuser June 22, 2023
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Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.
The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"
by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017
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