Muffin Munchies

1).When one feels an intense desire tor performing cunnilingus.

2).When one has a great craving for buttermilk muffins.

1.) Mark: Dude I've got the muffin munchies
Joe: Yeah me too, I could use a blueberry muffin.
Mark: Nah man, I just talked to your sister and she told me that this evening, I could take a bite of her muffin. *makes slurping noise*
Joe:My sister?! I'll choke you asshole.
2.)Oh Boy! I saw a commercial of a peach muffin, and now I've got the muffin munchies!

by aleven12 December 23, 2014

thot muffin

The most sluttiest bitch around

Person 1: Yeah I heard she flirts with every guy"
Person 2: "That bitch is a thot muffin"

by lostinsauce November 19, 2016

muffin plug

a non derogatory less subtle term for a Tampon.

I need to stop at the store to change my muffin plug.

by Larrydaweazel October 13, 2019

dud muffin

The opposite of a stud muffin.

That guy is a total dud muffin.

Are you going home with that guy?

Hell no, he's just a dud muffin.

by K8Poo & LZFingers May 30, 2011

Muffin Sponge

An absorbent pad used to collect any number of bodily fluids excreted from a female.

Oops, I just sneezed and really need to change my muffin sponge.

by Nitewatchin June 21, 2016

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009