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Modern

Modern, in this respect, suggests a person, commonly a female, and more commonly of Sino-Asian lineage, who accepts, or at least doesn't readily condemn, Western ideals as they pertain to sociability, relationships, sex, and so on.
Often spoken in contrast to the more closed-minded, Traditional type.
Suzie is a modern Chinese girl. She's discovered the pleasures of sensuality, is open-minded about sex BEFORE love, and enjoys casual dating.
by Tom Laoshi August 24, 2005
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Modern Warfare 3

What will likely become the greatest piece of entertainment known to mankind... until the next Call of Duty game comes out.
Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play some Black Ops?

Gamer 2: I can't broski, I'm waiting outside of GameStop for the Modern Warfare 3 release.

Gamer 1: That doesn't come out for two months.

Gamer 2: I know.
by JD_For_Real September 13, 2011
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Modern

Someone who lives life on the forefront of high-fashion, exploring the nature of man (and man's body) with the appreciation of a woman.
I think that's the bassist's boyfriend, I've heard he's a bit modern.
by Johnny Luke March 9, 2007
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Modern Spongebob

modern spongebob is a spongebob that is modern, for many, spongebob started to get modern at season 5, modern spongebob sucked so bad that even the creator Stephen Hillenburg returned to spongebob at season 9 to try to make things better, and it did got better, seasons 9 to 11 were probably the best of modern spongebob, but then stephen died and modern spongebob went downhill again. Let´s hope season 13 gets better. Also when will Nickelodeon stop being money thirsty and end spongebob alredy goddamnit.
Have you seen a modern spongebob episode?
Yes, i did
by dance in the moonlight June 18, 2021
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Modern day pussy

Also, known as MDP.

A guy that allows his girlfriend to do things like...

1-Have guy friends.
2-Go out with the girls and drink at night.
3-Etc.

Usually, they are the byproduct of a brain washing libery media. Many of today's reality TV shows are to blame for this. MTV is also very responsible for pushing this kind of garbage behavior.
Bro, did you see Mike. He's letting his girlfriend go to a party where her ex-boyfriend will also be there. Man that is sad, he's turned into a Modern day pussy.
by silentthread April 7, 2009
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modern pussy

A pussy that has had at least one or two children maximum and still maintains reasonable friction.
My girlfriends modern pussy still felt tight after she had her second child.
by Wilhepee May 2, 2014
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cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars

Mike: I played Cod4 yesterday.

Dan: you mean Cock of Duty: Modern Sex wars?

Mike: *Laughs* sure.
by iplaycod367daysayear December 15, 2010
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